After The Apocalypse: How Buskers Will Save The Human Race

Posted: July 24, 2009 in 1
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It is a well known fact that cockroaches and flamingos are the only species that will survive a nuclear holocaust, forming a small foodchain in which they both eat eachother. 

 Not in picture: Mad Max

Artist’s rendition of a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Not in picture: Mad Max

 But now a scientific study by the University of Disaintrou released some spectacular news: in case of an apocalyptic event (scheduled for 2012), it might be possible for some humans to survive as well.

Scientists wondered what kind of human being would be fit enough to stand tall in the event of a global catastrophy.

 These people had to have the following qualities:

– being able to endure harsh weather
– being used to live of scraps
– being accustomed to live in uncomfortable housing
– having natural survival skills
– being used to a nomadic existence

 All this pointed to one small segment of the human population: BUSKERS!

 The only problem is that, while flamingos and cockroaches are known to procreate quite easily, there just aren’t enough female buskers to repopulate the world!

 For the human race to endure it is imperative that STARTING TODAY new female buskers hit the streets!

It’s all in your hands now buskerettes… no matter what talent (if any) you want to share with the pedestrians of your hometown, go do it now! 2012 is just around the corner.

 And while you’re at it… try to get used to the taste of flamingo.

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