The Busker’s Lair

Posted: July 17, 2009 in Read "The Busker's Handbook"
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If you come home from busking, home usually means…

  • The home of your parents, who have tried to kick you out for 6 years

  • Your secondhand car

  • A trailer park

  • A smelly little room above a smelly old landlady

  • This week’s girlfriend’s mini-van

  • A college campus where people think you’re really a student

  • A weed smoking friend’s hide-out

  • The appartment of a 52 year old divorced woman expects you to have sex with her

  • An abandoned warehouse you share with a drunk madman who collects rat droppings

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